Say Goodnight Gracie.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.