Say Goodnight Gracie.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

The Heart Is A Temple Wherein All Truth Resides.