Say Anything That You Like About Me

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.