Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

My Parents Had Very Strict Rules For Me. Rules Like, I Couldn't Be Home Until A Certain Hour.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.