Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But

I Used To Think That The Brain Was The Most Wonderful Organ In My Body. Then I Realized Who Was Telling Me This.

I've Been At Stand-up 26 Years Now: After A While, You Get As Jaded As The Proverbial Gynecologist Who No Longer Enjoys Drugging And Violating His Patients.

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I'm Not A Fatalist; Even If I Were, What Could I Do About It?

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.