I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

I Think Fur Looks Better On An Animal Than On A Human Being. So I Dress My Dog In A Mink Teddy.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.