I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

I Think It's Good To Know More Than The Average Guy. If I'm In A Bar Now And Some Pretty Girl Is Talking To Some Handsome 24-year-old Man, I'll Say, "okay, Who's The Emperor After Caligula? What Chief Mistake Did Marcus Aurelius Make In Choosing A Successor?" He'll Just Look Like An Idiot. She'll Just Gravitate Toward Me, I'm Thinking. It Works In Detroit.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.