You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go

I'm From Downer's Grove, Illinois. We Had A Blackout There The Other Day, But Fortunately The Police Made Him Get Back Into His Car Before He Got Too Far.

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.