You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go

You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers... No, I Take That Back.

I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On And On About The Pains Of Childbirth And How Men Don't Seem To Know What Real Pain Is. I Asked If Either Of Them Ever Got Themselves Caught In A Zipper.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

Well! I Feel Happy These Days. I've Started Taking A Herbal Anti-depressant. It's Called Saint John's Wort. Apparently It's The Best-selling Anti-depressant In Many Places. It's The Most Popular Anti-depressant In Germany... After, I'm Guessing, Amnesia.