Reverend Smith, He Recognized Me And Punched

Freedom To Rock, Freedom To Talk. Freedom, Raise Your Fist And Yell.

The Boy's Got Problems, The Boy's Got Stress, The Boy's Got A .38 Hidden In His Desk.

They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact Sport. Not The Way That We Play It

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

No More Mr. Nice Guy.