Reverend Smith, He Recognized Me And Punched

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

There's A Little Spinal Tap In All Of Us.

He Thinks About His Teacher In His Literary Class, He's Staring At Her Legs.

She Gets A Hundred For Her Body And A Nickel For Her Soul.

Militant Mothers Hiding In The Basement Using Pots And Pans As Their Shields And Their Helmets.