Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Stoopid.

My Fastest Time In High School Was A 4:29 Mile. I Think Cross-country Has Something To Do With My Longevity In My Business. When You're In An Eight-mile Race, You Never Give Up.

You Know It's Always Funny - The More Legend Awards You Get, The Closer You Get To The Grave, I Guess, I Am Going Full Strength Right Now So It's Great To Get These While You're Alive, I'd Hate To Get Them After You're Dead.

If You Could Use Your Brain Like You Use Your Ass.

I'm Hidden In The Scream When The Virgin Dies, I'm The Ache In The Belly When Your Baby Cries, And I'm The Burning Sensation When The Convict Fries.

Rock Should Never Be In Bed With Politics.