And If I Am Elected, I Promise

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

Rock Should Never Be In Bed With Politics.

I Haven't Had An Alcoholic Drink In 22 Years, But When I Did Drink I'd Go For Either Canadian Whisky Or Budweiser. Sometimes Both. For A Long Time I Used To Think "hey You, Get Off The Floor!" Was My Name.

I Came Into This Life, Looked All Around. I Saw Just What I Liked And Took What I Found.

My Ultimate Goal Will Be My Being Told In A Penthouse Letter That I Can Frame.