And If I Am Elected, I Promise

I Appreciate An Audience That Reacts To The Music, Even If They Jump On Stage And Try To Beat Us Up, I Think That's A Fantastic Reaction. I Think That They're Really Hearing Something Then.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

I'm Hidden In The Scream When The Virgin Dies, I'm The Ache In The Belly When Your Baby Cries, And I'm The Burning Sensation When The Convict Fries.

I Don't Think You Can Shock An Audience Anymore. Me Cutting My Head Off Is A Great Illusion, But When You Turn On Cnn And There's A Guy Really Getting His Head Cut Off, It Does Dilute What I Did.