And If I Am Elected, I Promise

Every Rock'n'roll Band I Know, Guys With Long Hair And Tattoos, Plays Golf Now.

I Haven't Had An Alcoholic Drink In 22 Years, But When I Did Drink I'd Go For Either Canadian Whisky Or Budweiser. Sometimes Both. For A Long Time I Used To Think "hey You, Get Off The Floor!" Was My Name.

Is Everybody That Depressed? It's A Depressing Feeling To Me. You Know: "i Lost My Baby." I Don't Care If You Lost Your Baby, I Care If You're Feeling Ok. Don't Tell Me Your Problem - Tell Me What Good's Been Happening To You.

If Somebody Had Told Me That You Have A Choice Of Being A Rock Star Or Playing Left Field For The Tigers, There Would Not Have Been A Choice At All. I Would Have Said, 'where's My Locker?'

Dead Babies Can Take Care Of Themselves, Dead Babies Can´t Take Things Off The Shelf.