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I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

-Red Skelton

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I Was A Sober As The Next

Red Skelton

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

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