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I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin
-Red Skelton
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I Was A Sober As The Next
Red Skelton
I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin
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