I Was A Sober As The Next

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.