I Only Come To Life When There

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.