I Suffer From The Curse Of Being

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.