I Suffer From The Curse Of Being

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.