Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.

You Struggle With Your Demons And You Conquer Them.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.