Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

Inspiration Thing Is Important, To Teach The Kids That Jfk Is Not An Airport, Rfk's Not A Stadium, Martin Luther King Ain't A Street

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.