Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.