Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

We've Had To Be Creative To Get On The Ballot.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.