Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

There Will Be A Whole New Spirit Blowing Through Texas. There Will Be A Smile On Everybody's Face And A Chill Up The Spine Of Every Politician.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

We're Going To Make That Lone Star Shine Again.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.