Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.