Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

I Don't Think I Have Even Achieved Fame. Of Course, Hemingway Says That Fame Is Death's Little Sister.

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart. And Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.