Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About

Unless There Are Pictures, I Don't Admit To Anything.

To Me, 'selling Out' Means Everyone Bought A Ticket.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

I'm Not A Theater Rat, So I Never Got A Theatrical Agent And Did A Play. I Came Really Close Though.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.