Being Offended Is Part Of Being In

When You're Feeling Overwhelmed In Business, One Smart Idea Can Beat The Biggest Super Bowl Ad.

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

I Do Wish I Ruled The World, I Think It'd Be A Better Place.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.