Being Offended Is Part Of Being In

I'm Offended Every Time I See George Bush On Tv!

I'm A Survivor, At Least That's What Everyone Tells Me.

I Used To Do Drugs, But Don't Tell Anyone Or It Will Ruin My Image.

I'd Definitely Like To See Less Twerking And More Power Chords.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.