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If There's Any Time You Should Be On Drugs It's When You're Pregnant, Cause It Sucks.

When You're Dying And Your Life Is Flashing Before Your Eyes, You're Gonna Be Thinking About The Great Things That You Did, The Horrible Things That You Did And The Emotional Impact That Someone Had On You And That You Had On Somebody Else. Those Are The Things That Are Relevant. To Have Some Sort Of Emotional Impact That Transcends Your Time, That's Great. As Long As You Don't Mess It Up By Being Undignified When You're Old.

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

But Let Me Tell You Something. Gloria Steinem Never Helped Me Out; Larry Flynt Did.