I'm Not A Theater Rat, So I

How Can You Love Me If You Dont Know Me? I Stink Really Bad.

I Am Not Suicidal. Occasionally, Like All Of Us, I Get Depressed And It Was Over A Year Ago And I Had A Little Mini Attack, Well A Big One ... I Don't Know Quite Why It Happened But I Find Medication Is Not The Answer To This.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!