I'm Not A Theater Rat, So I

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!

I Do Wish I Ruled The World, I Think It'd Be A Better Place.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.

He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't Know How I Got Lucky That Way.

The Minute I Got Skinny And Got A Nose Job And Became Photogenic, And All Of A Sudden I Had A Bidding War, And Every Boy I Ever Wanted, Wanted Me.