Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not

Always And Forever Is A Grandmothers Love

I Love Doing [stand-up]. I Love Making People Laugh No Matter How. Whether It's A Commercial, Or A Tv Show, Or A Reality Show, Or A Talk Show, Or A Special, Or A Book. However I Can Make People Laugh, That's What I Want To Do.

I'm Always Listening And Watching; My Ear Is Like A Boom Mike. And Judging, Frankly. Constantly Judging.

I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

It Is A Challenge, With The Global Fame, To Try To Act Like I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time, When In Fact I Have Pippa Middleton Help Me Put My Pants On Every Morning. She's My Lady-in-waiting As Well.