Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.

I Think A Celebrity Survivor Would Be Great.

No One Teaches You How To Do This. How Do You Let Go Of Someone Who You Love So Much?