Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

I Certainly Immerse Myself In As Many Crazy Hollywood Events As I Can Because You Never Know Where You Can Pick Up Material.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

My Act Is Based On My Life.

I Was A Soccer Cheerleader. It Doesn't Get Nerdier Than That. I Was Fired From The Soccer Cheerleading Squad After One Year, Which I Believe To This Day Is Unprecedented. You Have To Understand, No One Went To The Soccer Games. In Fact, I Believe Part Of My Duties As A Cheerleader Was To Bake Brownies For The Team.