If You See Me On Friday, You'll

Life Is Adventure. Travel Is Adventure At A Different Address.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.