If You See Me On Friday, You'll

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

I'll Be Honest, There's A Part Of Me That Does Think I'm Held To A Different Standard Than My Contemporaries And Peers, And It's A Little Frustrating.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

I Have No Limits, No Filter, No Class, No Poise. No Decorum. Just Fun.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.