I Think A Celebrity Survivor Would Be

Well, I Think That When I Perform On The Road I Always Thank The Audience For Buying A Ticket Because It's A Big Deal To Buy A Ticket For A Live Entertainment, Get A Baby-sitter And Pay For The Meal, The Parking, Whatever.

I Can Say Whatever I Want. So Do Not Bring The Kids. It's Definitely Rated R.

I Can Criticize Your Religion All I Want, And You Can Criticize Mine. I Don't Like This Whole Climate Of, 'you Can't Ever Say Anything Bad About The Group I'm In, Cause Every Group Is Untouchable.' We Can All Criticize Each Other And Engage In Debate All We Want.

I Love Doing [stand-up]. I Love Making People Laugh No Matter How. Whether It's A Commercial, Or A Tv Show, Or A Reality Show, Or A Talk Show, Or A Special, Or A Book. However I Can Make People Laugh, That's What I Want To Do.

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.