No One Teaches You How To Do

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

I Love Doing [stand-up]. I Love Making People Laugh No Matter How. Whether It's A Commercial, Or A Tv Show, Or A Reality Show, Or A Talk Show, Or A Special, Or A Book. However I Can Make People Laugh, That's What I Want To Do.

The Thing That Bums Me Out About 'the Real World' Is I Don't Want To Believe That Teenagers Are That Stupid.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.