Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.