Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.