Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap