Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.