Real Comedy Can't Be Learned; It Comes

Laundry's Easier When You Live Alone. Fifteen Minutes Before A Date, Put 'em On, Dry 'em With A Hair Blower.

Every Time We Help An Animal, We Are Healing Ourselves, Over And Over.

There's Only One Difference Between Jews And Catholics. Jews Are Born With Guilt, And Catholics Have To Go To School To Learn It.

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.