The Vatican Is Against Surrogate Mothers. Good

I Have Six Locks On My Door All In A Row. When I Go Out, I Lock Every Other One. I Figure No Matter How Long Somebody Stands There Picking The Locks, They Are Always Locking Three.

I Just Get The Feeling That If Jesse Helms Was In Charge Of Art In America, You'd Go Into A Museum And See Nothing But Prints Of Dogs Playing Cards.

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

I Run Everywhere And Eavesdrop. It's The Best Way To See A City.

There Are Many Comedians Who Are Afraid To Work Outside The Coasts And The Casinos Because They're Afraid They'll Bomb.