Raised By Two Mothers...wow, Most Of Us

[the Universe Is] Haphazard, Morally Neutral, And Unimaginably Violent.

My Parents Stayed Together For Forty Years. But That Was Out Of Spite.

If I Had My Choice In Life I Would Have Had The Gifts Of Tennessee Williams Or Eugene O'neill. Unfortunately My Gifts Lie In Comedy And So Comedy Comes Fairly Easy To Me And I Occasionally Have An Idea For A Very Serious Piece And I Do It, But The Ideas Don't Come That Readily To Me.

I See The Glass Half Full...but Of Poison.

As A Boy, I Was Ashamed To Wear Glasses. I Memorized The Eye Chart, And Then On The Test They Asked Essay Questions.