If You Aren't Failing Every Now And

Life Is Horrible, But It Is Not Relentlessly Black From Wire To Wire. You Can Sit Down And Hear A Mozart Symphony, Or You Can Watch The Marx Brothers, And This Will Give You A Pleasant Escape For A While. And That Is About The Best That You Can Do.

I Think Crime Pays. The Hours Are Good, You Travel A Lot

Those Who Can't Do, Teach!

Just Don't Take Any Class Where You Have To Read Beowulf.

When The Academy Called, I Panicked. I Thought They Might Want Their Oscars Back And The Pawn Shop Has Been Out Of Business For A While.