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What' S The Matter With Me? Why Can't I Be Cool?

Should I Marry W.? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name.

It Has Become Harder And Harder In The United States To Make Films Unhampered By Outside Influences. I've Always Been Able To Steer Clear Of That And Keep The Business People Out Of My Hair Completely.

If I Can Play A Scene In A Master Shot, I Always Prefer It. And The Actors Always Prefer It. It's Fun To Look At On The Screen, The Actors Get A Chance To Sink Their Teeth Into Something Substantial, And It's Economically Helpful.

... Years Of Insanity Have Made This Guy Crazy!