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Not Only Is There No God, But Try Finding A Plumber On Sunday.

Oh, He Was Probably A Member Of The National Rifle Association. It Was A Group That Helped Criminals Get Guns So They Could Shoot Citizens. It Was A Public Service.

Have You Ever Taken A Serious Political Stand On Anything? Yeah. Sure. For Twenty-four Hours Once I Refused To Eat Grapes.

I Was A Smart Kid And I Was Not Understood By My Parents.

I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work. I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying.