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I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.