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The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Vaudeville Could Not Vouch For The Honesty, The Integrity, Or The Mentality Of The Individuals Who Collectively Made Up The Horde The Medium Embraced. All The Human Race Demands Of Its Members Is That They Be Born. That Is All Vaudeville Demanded. You Just Had To Be Born. You Could Be Ignorant And Be A Star. You Could Be A Moron And Be Wealthy. The Elements That Went To Make Up Vaudeville Were Combed From The Jungles, The Four Corners Of The World, The Intelligentsia And The Subnormal.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.