I Don't Have To Look Up My

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.