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Every Time You Open The Paper Now, There Seems To Be Another Celebrity Getting Arrest For Masturbation. First, It Was Peewee Herman And Then George Michael. If Masturbation's A Crime, I Should Be On Death Row.

I'm Known For My Slightly Inappropriate Remarks.

In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond Christian.

I'm A Very Anti-vacation Person. Because I'm Always Getting On Planes For Work, To Me, A Vacation Is When I Don't Have To Get On A Plane.

I'm Used To Explaining To People Why My Jokes Were Funny.