R2d2 Has Gotten More Work Since “star

I Don't Know If I Change My Act From Century To Century. Sometimes I'm Onstage Doing Imitations And References To People Who Have Been Dead For 50 Years.

I Can't Even Find Someone For A Platonic Relationship, Much Less The Kind Where Someone Wants To See Me Naked.

I Was The Class Podiatrist. I Never Made It To Class Clown. I Wasn't Funny Enough. I Would Examine Feet And Prescribe And Ointment. It Was A Sad Childhood.

At The Last Supper How Come No One Sat On The Other Side Of The Table? See, I Think Originally There Were People Sitting On The Other Side But Those Were The People Going, You Know, The Air Conditioning Hits Me Right On The Back On The Neck.

I Changed The Face Of Comedy. I Used To Be Funny.