Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go

My Wife Never Lies About Her Age. She Just Tells Everyone She's As Old As I Am. Then She Lies About My Age.

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.