Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

The True Test Of Humility Is Whether You Can Say Grace Before Eating Crow.