Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.