A Toast To The Weapons Of War,

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

If At First You Don't Succeed-try, Try Again. Don't Think Of It As Failure. Think Of It As Timed-release Success.

For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give Me A Bottle Of Cologne Called English Leather. It's Appropriate! To Them I Always Smell Like A Wallet.

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.