A Toast To The Weapons Of War,

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

Vacation: When You Spend Thousands Of Dollars To See What Rain Looks Like In Different Parts Of The World.

Sports Like Baseball, Basketball, And Hockey Develop Muscles. That's Why Americans Have The Strongest Eyes In The World.

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.