A Toast To The Weapons Of War,

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

To Err Is Human - And To Blame It On A Computer Is Even More So.

Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.