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All That Means Is That Something Devastating Can Happen To You Today Or To Your Family & All You Can Do Is Cry About It Or Panic Or Just Be Grief-stricken About It; But A Year Or Two From Now Or Maybe Ten Years From Now, Or Maybe Two Months Or Two Days, You Might Be Able To See The Humor In That Problem.