I Had A Terrible Fight With My

Vacation: When You Spend Thousands Of Dollars To See What Rain Looks Like In Different Parts Of The World.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

Wait'll Next Year! Is The Favorite Cry Of Baseball Fans, Football Fans, Hockey Fans, And Gardeners.