Quick, Someone's Coming! Look Real!

A Hardback's Harder At Christmas Time Because That's A Good Hardback Buying Time.

One Day I'll Be Dead And Then You'll All Be Sorry.

(about Sweeping).... What He Was In Fact Doing Was Moving The Dirt Around With A Broom, To Give It A Change Of Scenery And A Chance To Make New Friends.

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What's Money Interested In? More Money.