(about Sweeping).... What He Was In Fact

There Are, Always And Only, The Bad People, But Some Of Them Are On Opposite Sides.

The Universe Danced Towards Life. Life Was A Remarkably Common Commodity. Anything Sufficiently Complicated Seemed To Get Cut In For Some, In The Same Way That Anything Massive Enough Got A Generous Helping Of Gravity. The Universe Had A Definite Tendency Towards Awareness. This Suggested A Certain Subtle Cruelty Woven Into The Very Fabric Of Space-time.

Find The Story, Granny Weatherwax Always Said. She Believed That The World Was Full Of Story Shapes. If You Let Them, They Controlled You. But If You Studied Them, If You Found Out About Them... You Could Use Them, You Could Change Them.

The Kind Of Accidents You Prefer To Call...accidents.

Legends Don't Have To Make Sense. They Just Have To Be Beautiful. Or At Least Interesting.