A Hardback's Harder At Christmas Time Because

Some Things Are Fairly Obvious When It's A Seven-foot Skeleton With A Scythe Telling You Them.

There Is Always Time For Another Last Minute

As We All Know, The Discworld Is A Flat Planet - Like A Geological Pizza, But Without The Anchovies.

Demons Were Like Genies Or Philosophy Professors - If You Didn't Word Things Exactly Right, They Delighted In Giving You Absolutely Accurate And Completely Misleading Answers.

Banana Daiquiris Aren't Knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.