One Day I'll Be Dead And Then

What I've Always Said Was, Hang In There, Let Me Write What I Want To Write, And You'll Probably Like It.

What Was The Point Of Education, He Thought, If People Went Out Afterward And Used It?

The Oldest Fan Letter I've Had Is From Someone Aged Eighty-five.

Monsters Are Getting More Uppity, Too (...) I Heard Where This Guy, He Killed This Monster In This Lake, No Problem, Stuck Its Arm Up Over The Door (...) And You Know What? Its Mum Come And Complained. Its Actual Mum Come Right Down To The Hall Next Day And Complained. Actually Complained. That's The Respect You Get.

Maurice Watched Them Argue Again. Humans, Eh? Think They're Lords Of Creation. Not Like Us Cats. We Know We Are. Ever See A Cat Feed A Human? Case Proven.