One Day I'll Be Dead And Then

The Conflict Is Not Between Christianity And Islam Or Between East And West - Instead, It Is Between Stupid People And Other Stupid People.

All Holy Piety In Public, And All Peeled Grapes And Self-indulgence In Private.

The Pamphlet Was Very Patriotic. That Is, It Talked About Killing Foreigners.

If You Try To To Take My Bananas From Me, I Will Reclaim Them From Your Cold Dead Hands.

Vimes Stalked Gloomily Through The Crowded Streets, Feeling Like The Only Pickled Onion In A Fruit Salad.