Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich

Statistics Show That Many People Watch Our Show From The Bedroom. And People You Ask Into Your Bedroom Have To Be More Interesting Than Those You Ask Into Your Living Room. I Kid You Not!

In An Interview Errol Flynn Said That His Hobby Was Acting But He Doesn't Have Time For It.

We Were Ensconced As Guests Of The Exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, An Edifice So Swank That The Fire Ax In The Hall Outside Our Suite Said: "in Case Of Fire-break Crystal."

I'm Not Saying These Flying Discs Don't Really Exist, But Nobody Living In Kansas City Has Seen Them And That's A Dry State.

To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I Think Walt Disney Should Have A Hardluckland.