Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich People, They Say; And I Notice It's The Rich People Who Keep Saying It.

I Have Never Seen A Bad Television Program, Because I Refuse To. God Gave Me A Mind, And A Wrist That Turns Things Off.

Looking Back, My Life So Far Seems Like One Long Obstacle Race, With Me As Its Chief Obstacle.

She Should Get A Divorce And Settle Down.