She Should Get A Divorce And Settle

Statistics Show That Many People Watch Our Show From The Bedroom. And People You Ask Into Your Bedroom Have To Be More Interesting Than Those You Ask Into Your Living Room. I Kid You Not!

... Variety And The Hollywood Reporter, Two Publications Read More Faithfully In Hollywood Than The Koran Is In Mecca.

As I Look Back On My Life, I See It As One Long Obstacle Course With Myself As The Main Obstacle.

It Was Plain To See The Hollywood Undertakers Take Care Of Everything. If You Die You Don't Have To Lift A Finger.

The Only Non-believer I Encountered Was Oscar Levant Who Wouldn't Visit Disneyland Because He Said He Had His Own Hallucinations.