I Have Never Seen A Bad Television

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.

Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

As I Was Saying Before I Was Interrupted ... I Believe The Last Thing I Said Was 'there Must Be A Better Way To Make A Living Than This.' Well, I've Looked - And There Isn't.

I'm Not Saying These Flying Discs Don't Really Exist, But Nobody Living In Kansas City Has Seen Them And That's A Dry State.