I Have Never Seen A Bad Television

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.

We Were Ensconced As Guests Of The Exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, An Edifice So Swank That The Fire Ax In The Hall Outside Our Suite Said: "in Case Of Fire-break Crystal."

Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent, Generous, Likable, And Lonely. My Personality Is Not Split; It's Shredded.

Personally, I Like Those Mystery Shows. Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Been Crazy About Blood And Detectives And Murder. Maybe I Was Born With A Silver Knife In My Back.