Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count

Will Somebody Please Tell Me What They Do With All The Vice-presidents A Bank Has? Why The United States Is The Biggest Business Institution In The World, And They Got Only One Vice-president And Nobody Has Ever Found Anything For Him To Do.

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

Politics Pretty Quiet Over The Week-end. Democrats Are Attacking And The Republicans Are Defending. All The Democrats Have To Do Is Promise "what They Would Do If They Got In." But The Republicans Have To Promise "what They Would Do" And Then Explain Why They Haven't Already "done It".

The Road To Success Is Dotted With Many Tempting Parking Spaces.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.