Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count

Say, This New Home Building Idea Of President Hoover's Sounds Good. They Are Working Out A Lot Of Beneficial Things. The Only Thing Is It Took 'em So Long To Think Of Any Of 'em. We Ought To Have Plans In Case Of Depression, Just Like We Do In Case Of Fire, 'walk, Don't Run, To The Nearest Exit.'

Nothing Makes A Man Broad-minded Like Adversity.

I Read About Eight Newspapers In A Day. When I'm In A Town With Only One Newspaper, I Read It Eight Times.

Outside Of Traffic, There Is Nothing That Has Held This Country Back As Much As Committees.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.