Golf Is Good For The Soul. You

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

In Time Of Crisis People Want To Know That You Care, More Than They Care What You Know