Golf Is Good For The Soul. You

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

It Isn't What We Don't Know That Gives Us Trouble, It's What We Know That Ain't So.

Here Is My Farm Relief Bill: Every Time A Southerner Plants Nothing On His Farm But Cotton Year After Year, And The Northerner Nothing But Wheat Or Corn, Why, Take A Hammer And Hit Him Twice Right Between The Eyes. You May Dent Your Hammer, But It Will Do More Real Good Than All The Bills You Can Pass In A Year.

The United States Investigates Everything - Usually After It's Dead.

There Is One Guaranteed Formula For Failure, And That Is To Try To Please Everyone.