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All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

A Fanatic Is Always The Fellow That Is On The Opposite Side.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

You Know You've Got To Exercise Your Brain Just Like Your Muscles.