Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You

Lord, The Money We Do Spend On Government And It's Not One Bit Better Than The Government We Got For One-third The Money Twenty Years Ago.

Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

The Republicans Have A Habit Of Having Three Bad Years And One Good One, And The Good One Always Happens To Be Election Years.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.