If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'

I Am Furious About Everything.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A Little Lesbian -- And I Stand By It: He's The Daughter Cher Wishes She'd Had.