If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In

My Personal Style Is Over-the-top Dowager. The Old Days They Said Get Dressed And Take One Thing Off, I Say Get Dressed And Put One Thing On.

I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont, Ny To Get Married. My Mother Had A Sign Up: "last Girl Before Freeway."

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.