If You Laugh At It, You Can

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont, Ny To Get Married. My Mother Had A Sign Up: "last Girl Before Freeway."