If You Laugh At It, You Can

My Personal Style Is Over-the-top Dowager. The Old Days They Said Get Dressed And Take One Thing Off, I Say Get Dressed And Put One Thing On.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.