People Only Call You 'my Dear' When

... It's Impossible To Register Any Emotion Without Using Some Muscle Which, In Time, Will Produce A Wrinkle. ... By The Time She Is Thirty, A Starlet Has Been Carefully Taught To Smile Like A Dead Halibut. The Eyes Widen, The Mouth Drops Open, But The Eye Muscles Are Never Involved.

You Can't Sleep Until Noon With The Proper Elan Unless You Have Some Legitimate Reason For Staying Up Until Three (parties Don't Count).

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

I Don't Grasp Things This Early In The Day. I Mean, I Hear Voices, All Right, But I Can't Pick Out The Verbs.

Real Men Don't Do Pickup Lines Just To Sweep Off Every Girls' Feet. They Do And Trust Their Own Instincts Knowing What The Girls' Wants And Needs. Vying To Win Their Hearts.