Man Is The Only Animal That Learns

I Make Mistakes; I'll Be The Second To Admit It.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.

... It's Impossible To Register Any Emotion Without Using Some Muscle Which, In Time, Will Produce A Wrinkle. ... By The Time She Is Thirty, A Starlet Has Been Carefully Taught To Smile Like A Dead Halibut. The Eyes Widen, The Mouth Drops Open, But The Eye Muscles Are Never Involved.

I Think Success Has No Rules, But You Can Learn A Great Deal From Failure.

I'm Not So Sure It's So Civilized To Be Civilized All The Time.