Man Is The Only Animal That Learns

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About You Are Losing Theirs, It's Just Possible You Haven't Grasped The Situation.

In The Beginning, We Made The Usual Mistake Of Looking At Houses We Could Afford. I Am Working On A Proposition, Hereafter To Be Known As Kerr's Law, Which States In Essence: All The Houses You Can Afford To Buy Are Depressing.

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About Are Losing Theirs, It's Just Possible That You Haven't Grasped The Situation.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

Marrying A Man Is Like Buying Something You've Been Admiring For A Long Time In A Shop Window. You May Love It When You Get It Home, But It Doesn't Always Go With Everything Else In The House.