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Years Ago When A Man Began To Notice That If He Stood Up On The Subway He Was Immediately Replaced By Two People, He Figured He Was Getting Too Fat.

I Was Always The Last Woman On The Last Down Elevator As The Store Was Closing.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

When The Grandmothers Of Today Hear The Word 'chippendales,' They Don't Necessarily Think Of Chairs.

The Real Menace In Dealing With A Five-year-old Is That In No Time At All You Begin To Sound Like A Five-year-old.