People On The 14th Floor, You Know

I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, "this Is Not A Library!" "ok! I Will Talk Louder, Then!"

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.

I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.

My Roommate Says, "i'm Going To Take A Shower And Shave. Does Anyone Need To Use The Bathroom?" It's Like Some Weird Quiz Where He Reveals The Answer First.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.