People On The Continent Either Tell You

Bargaining Is A Repulsive Habit; Compromise Is One Of The Highest Human Virtues - The Difference Between The Two Being That The First Is Practised On The Continent, The Latter In Great Britain.

Bad English Was The Second Language Of Israel And Bad Hebrew, Of Course, Remained The National Language.

On The Continent Stray Cats Are Judged Individually On Their Merit-some Are Loved, Some Are Only Respected; In England They Are Universally Worshipped As In Ancient Egypt.

I Asked Many Friends If Australian Anti-intellectualism Was Still A Living Force And They All Told Me It Was. If You Are Above Average Intelligence, Hide This Embarrassing Fact.

It Is Great Fun Dying In The United States Of America. It Is Great Fun First Of All For The Undertakers Who Make A Wonderful Living Out Of It But Also For The Deceased Who Suddenly Becomes The Centre Of Attention And Fuss.